Welcome, mortals.

Night breezes seem to whisper...

They asked me to make a website on anything, so I chose myself, because I didn't want to deal with any copyright stuff, and talking about myself is less soul-wrenching than digging up my past hyperfixations.

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About

I was born at a very young age. You could tell because I was thrown into what looks like Megamind's space shuttle the instant I exited my mother's womb. I was then a boring little goblin for like 16-ish years, then got cool by being the frontman in a band. I then got even cooler by doing another show with my band, then got bored and won Prom Queen. Maria can shove her hands into a blender. Now I make posters sometimes but honestly the motivation really got killed. If I do my LIAs really fast then I could probably get more done? Eh.

Also, I saw a Pole go into the optometrist's office.


Gallery

Batch 1

Armor-Piercing Rounds
Backup Magazine
Bison Steak
Bolstering Lantern
Bundle of Fireworks
Bustling Fungus
Cautious Slug
Chronic Expansion

Batch 2

Crowbar
Delicate Watch
Elusive Antlers
Energy Drink
Focus Crystal
Gasoline
Lens-Maker's Glasses
Medkit

Batch 3: In Progress

Mocha
Monster Tooth
Oddly-shaped Opal
Paul's Goat Hoof
Personal Shield Generator
Power Elixir
Repulsion Armor Plate